Traditional down-down song

Here's to him, he's true blue.
He's a hasher through and through,
He's an pisspot so they say.
Tried to get to heaven, but he went the other way.
Drink it down, down, down, down,down, down, down, down...
(Continue or go to "Why Are We Waiting")

He's the meanest

He's the meanest, he sucks the horses penis,
He's the meanest, he's a horses ass.
Ever since he found it (hey!), all he does is pound it (hey!)
He's the meanest, he's a horses ass.
Drink it down, down, down, down,down, down, down, down...

Here's to brother hasher

Here's to brother hasher, bother hasher, brother hasher,
Here's to brother hasher, May he chug-a-lug.
He's happy, he's jolly, He's fucked up by golly,
Here's to brother hasher, May he chug-a-lug.
Drink it down, down, down, down,down, down, down, down...

Harriette Song (to the tune of 'Turkey in the Straw')

Well the wiggle of her ass would make a dead man cum,
And the nipples on her tits are the size of my thumb.
She's a mean motherfucker; She's a great cock-sucker; She'a a har-ri-ette!
Drink it down, down, down, down,down, down, down, down...

Swing Low (The Hash Hymn)

Chorus
Swing low, sweet char-i-o-ot, cumin' four two carry me home...
Swing low, sweet char-i-o-ot, cumin' four two carry me home.

I looked over Jordon, and what did I see-ee,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
A band of An-gels, cumin' after me-ee,
Cumin' four two carry me home...

If you get there be-four I doo,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
Tell all my friends I'm cumin' twoo,
Cumin' four two carry me home...

I'm sometimes up, I'm some-times down,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
But still my sole feels heav-en-ly bound,
Cumin' four two carry me home...

Father Abraham

(Chorus)
Father Abraham had seven sons
Seven sons had father Abraham
And he never laughed
And he never cried
All he did was go like this

With a left
(Repeat chorus)

With a left and a right
(Repeat chorus)

With a left, and a right ,and a left leg
(Repeat chorus)

With a left, and a right, and a left leg, and a right leg
(Repeat chorus)

With a left ,and a right ,and a left leg, and a rigt leg, and a head
(Repeat chorus)

With a left, and a right, and a left leg, and a right leg, and a head, and a ooooo
(Repeat chorus)

The Hashstones (Melody- The Flintstones)

Hashers, meet the Hashers, they're the biggest drunks in history.
From the town of Tel Aviv, they're the leaders of debauchery.
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years.
Watch them, as they down a lot of beers.

Down, down, down down down down,
Down, down, down down down down, down down,
Down, down, down down down,
Down, down, down, down, down, down.

Hash House Family (Melody: The Addams Family)

Their drinking is compulsive and their running is convulsive,
They're morally repulsive, The Hash House Harriers.

Da da da da (snap fingers twice), da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da

Their flatulence is rude and their genitals protrude when
They're running in the nude in The Hash House Harriers.

They're always shiggy tracking and constantly bush-whacking,
Intelligence they're lacking, The Hash House Harriers.

Do, Re, Me, Drink Song (Melody: Do, Re, Mi)

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer,
Ray, the guy who sells me beer,
Me, the guy who drinks the beer,
Far, a long way to get beer,
So, I'll have another beer,
La, Yes, I'll have a beer,
Tea, no thanks, I'm drinking beer,
That will bring us back to,
(look into an empty glass)
Duhooooooh!

Close to Brew (meldoy Close to You)

Why do hashers suddenly appear,
Every time beer is near?
Just like me, they long to be,
Close to Brew,
Ahhhhh Ahhhh Ahh,
Close to Brew,
Ahhhhh Ahhhh Ahh,

Why does the pack cry out ON-ON
Every time trail is nearly done?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to Brew

Why are hares always filled with fright
Every time hounds are in sight?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to Brew

Why are hounds filled with such delight
Every time the hares are in sight?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to Brew

Why was he born so beautiful?

Why was he born so beautiful?
Oh, why was he born at all?
He's no fuckin' use to anyone,
He's no fuckin' use at all.

He maybe a joy to his mother,
But he's a pain in the asshole to me.
Drink it down, down, down, down,down, down, down, down...

Last night I saw your sister

Last night I saw your sister,
She was tearing up the town,
She was missing teeth,
And her pussy reeked,
But still she went down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down...