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Hash Trash Run 857, Directions to Run 858

August is hot in Israel, just saying, something to keep in mind when you set your hash.  And it was particularly sad for this weeks hashers to set off on a run (although we didn't know how long it was going to be) without the promise of beer at the end.  Would this be the first ever dry hash???? (Not if we could find an open bar).
 
Fortunately, Caveman broke the no phone on the hash rule to find out that Deliverance had arrived at the starting point with beer.  The hash was saved, and good thing with 7 km uphill all the way, on steps, in the middle of Jaffa.  The wounded and the out of shape opted to walk back (thanks for the escort Double Entry!).
 
Down Downs
Hare: Quickie
FRB: Spit or Swallow
DFL: Fluffer
Shortcutting: Quickie,
7K in AUGUST!!!!: QUickie
Wife Abandonment: Spit or Swallor, Betty Cocker
Good Samaritan: Double Entry
A Dog is no substitute for a husband:
Stiff Leg: Stiff Meat
Misnaming: Deliverance
 
Directions to run 858
 
This weeks hash is a "Cover your moneymaker"  for most of us that is your noggen, cranium, skull, or head. So wear your favorite, crazy, or interesting hat for the hash. See you there. Start location is below:

Lost call Pig Woman: 0526328659

Start is at Saadii Gaon parking lot
 http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=Saadia+Gaon%2F%E2%80%ABסעדיה+גאון%E2%80%AC%E2%80%8E&daddr=Nahalat+Binyamin%2F%E2%80%ABנחלת+בנימין%E2%80%AC%E2%80%8E&geocode=FZtS6QEd_rsSAg%3BFedE6QEdlpASAg&hl=en&mra=ltm&dirflg=w&sll=32.065183,34.773735&sspn=0.00501,0.009645&ie=UTF8&z=16

Hare Roster - No one volunteered so I'm assigning you.  You are responsible to find your own replacement if you can't do it on the day you are assigned.
 
Sep 4 - Deliverance
Sep 11 -
Sep 18 - No hash (Yom Kippur)
Sep 25 - Double Entry
Oct 2 - Fluffer
Oct 9 - Betty Cocker
Oct 16 - Crock Sucker
Oct 23 - AmboHo
Oct 30 - Pig Woman
Nov 6 - Quickie
Nov 13 - Spit or Swallow
Nov 20 - Deliverance
Nov 27 - Boston Creamed
Dec 4 - FartSmella
Dec 11 - Twin Peaks
 
Hash Scribe

Hash Trash Run 852, Directions to Run 853

ATTN: Time Change this Saturday to 5:00!!!


Hash consensus seems to be that drinking before we run makes the heat less oppressive - grab a beer folks.  Crocsucker and Fart Smella took punctuality to a whole new level, arrriving 1 second before the start time.  Are you guys "parking" down the street before the hash starts?


Stiff Meat was 9/10 for checking it out.  I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm following him next week.  The first half was more like the first 80% but the pack agreed it was a good runners hash - whatever that means.


For next time: Ask to see Twin Peaks' record breaking rock!


Down Downs


Hares: OnOne , AmboHo

FRB: WindBreaker

DFL: Boston Creamed

Premature Ejaculation: Fart Smella, Boston Creamed

Doody Pics: Still Cumming

Just Because: Schmuk Me Witherspoon

Returnees: Deliverance, Windbreaker, Semen

Hash gear: Crocsucker

Ripley's Believe it or not: Twin Peaks

25 Runs: WindBreaker


(there may have been others, the Scribe lost the record paper...alcohol was involved).


Directions to Hash 853


It is at 5:00, FIVE, 1700 on Saturday the 24th of July.  This is a time change!!!


Yo yo yo

 

This is the link to the starting point.

It's a free parking lot (on Saturdays) between wilson and amram gaon street.

 

I'll be around for directions

 

Tal (A.K.A Fluffer) 052-8801111

 

Hare Roster

July 24 - Fluffer
July 31 - Semen
August 7 - Caveman
August 14 - Double Entry
August 21 - Quickie
August 28 - Pig Woman
 
On-on!
Hash Scribe

On-on!
Hash Scribe