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Hash Trash Run 832, Directions to Run 833

Hash Trash - downsized for your inner child!

Run 832 was nice, cold and fun. We ran through the streets of Jerusalem, after a live hare. The hare dressed as a mouse.  We drank beer.  The end.

Down Downs

FRB: Caveman
DFL: Twin Peaks
Virgin Who Sits on the Hash: "itch my rail".
not putting any creativity in his notes: caveman (me me me me me)
no hash gear: Crocsucker.

Directions to Run 833

The meeting point is at the Sonol gas station parking, in Rishon Le Zion at the intersection of "Moshe Dayan" st. and Sapir St .

Coming from Ayalon (no. 20) south, just after the HOLON cemetery, take the Rishon-Le-Zion exit. The exit splits into several exits – take the most right exit, going to the beach. This is Moshe Dayan st, Keep driving until you see the gas station to your right, and turn right to Sapir st. into the gas station. We meet at the parking lot of the restaurant which is just after the gas station.

Coming from road no. 4 (going south), turn right in the Rishon-Le-Zion exit into Moshe Dayan St. Drive west a few Ks until you see the Sonol gas station to your right.

 

Lost? Call BlingDong 0524238867

Or White Pointers 0506444759



Hare Roster - If you don't volunteer the hash will end and everyone will be sad :(


13 Mar Quickie

20 Mar OnOne , the Bachelorette Hash

27 Mar Windbreaker

3 Apr Deliverance

10 Apr Twin Peaks
17 Apr Captain Caveman
24 Apr ???
1 May  ???
8 May Pig Woman
15 May
22 May
29 May


 
On-on!
Hash Scribe


Hash Trash Run 831, Directions to Run 832

The few and far between.

While Run 831 was sparsely attended, those who came  found it well worth their while.  The hare (and helper) set through a carefully vetted selection of the cutest neighborhoods in Tel Aviv.  And as for the flour!  oh the flour, the hare used precisely 1.17 bags of flour per hashers! And oh the markings, each one a stately blob in the grace and proportions of a Parthenon, as admirable as the perfect lines of a Michelangelo (except the ones that OnOne did, which resembled an awkward Jasper Johns wannabe more so than anything else).

The Hares even faithfully checked out all the false trails with Double Entry (ok, so maybe they forgot which way they laid the trail, but it was so beautifully marked that no one ever got lost).  In a spirit of solidarity, the three hashers set foot in the final circle simultaneously, making this perhaps the only hash where everyone was an FRB  (does this mean all three of us need to wear the cowbell?).

Down Downs

Hares: AmboHo, OnOne
Came to the Hash: Double Entry
FRB: AmboHo, OnOne , Double Entry.

Directions to Run 832

here's a link to this saturday's hash:

it's pretty straight forward:
once you're in the city, drive under the big bridge and take a right (Herzel st.), then the first left on the bridge over the highway, the right and left again. that's it. it's next to the Givat Ram university, near the stadium.

since it's a day before Purim, please bring a semi/partial costume.
 
Hare Roster - If you don't volunteer the hash will end and everyone will be sad :(

6-Mar BlingDong

13 Mar Quickie

20 Mar OnOne , the Bachelorette Hash

27 Mar Windbreaker

3 Apr Deliverance

10 Apr Twin Peaks
17 Apr Captain Caveman
24 Apr ???
1 May  ???
8 May Pig Woman
15 May
22 May
29 May



On-on!
Hash Scribe


Hash Trash Run 830, Directions to Run 831

What can we say about the St. Valentines day pre-lewd run?  Was it lewd?  I'm sure, was it before Valentines day?  Absolutely!

But the pack was sure of little else.  There was something about red and pink and blue chalk.  Were we supposed to eat it? Stop, run, wait, sit on it?  Pink marks mean that all runners are now walkers or vice verse.  End result - the pack was lost in record time and had to call Still Coming to figure out what to do next.

Also noted, the end was not at the same spot as the beginning.  As Hash Scribe, I'm partial to that kind of trail narrative, but I seem to be a very small (but vocal) minority. 

Grave Robber was a live and feisty hare to chase after and after 7 kilometers of fun thank goodness there was food at the end.

Down Downs

Hare:  Grave Robber

FRB:  Pig Woman

DFL: Boston Creamed

Returnees:  GraveRobber, Still Coming, In and Out, Aids

Misnaming:  Twin Peaks, Deliverance

Hash Abuse:  Semen

1st place at Savyyon:  Goldmember

Misleading the Hash: Grave Robber

Late Call In: Pig Woman

Goldmember: 200 runs

Directions to Run 831


Shaul HaMelech, parking lot next to London Minimarket

(corner of Ibn Gvirol & Shaul HaMelech)

Coming off Namir, turn West on Shaul HaMalech, drive past Arts Complex on Right, cross Dubnov Street, parking lot is directly after Dubnov, on the left.  If you hit Ibn Givrol, you need to put it in reverse and back up to the mini market.

AmbHo: 052-545-2319

 


Hare Roster

27-Feb Fart Smella
6-Mar BlingDong

13 Mar Quickie

20 Mar OnOne , the Bachelorette Hash

27 Mar Windbreaker

3 Apr Deliverance

10 Apr Twin Peaks
17 Apr Captain Caveman
24 Apr ???
1 May  ???
8 May Pig Woman
15 May
22 May
29 May

 
On-on!
Hash Scribe